Prosecutor drops plan to execute Punxsutawney Phil
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Punxsutawney Phil is innocent beyond a shadow of a doubt.
That is the legal opinion of an Ohio prosecutor who on Tuesday abandoned his plan to seek the death penalty against the furry forecaster for blowing it by calling for an early spring.
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How is this not an Onion article?
lol is this for real?
More importantly, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT TO EXECUTE A MYTHICAL GROUNDHOG
Someone was actually seriously considering killing him? It’s a fucking groundhog for Christssake. It can’t predict the...
I’m sorry, but what the hell kind of insane story is this? Who files charges against an animal?I can’t tell if this is a...
WHY does all the fuck shit keep happening in my damn state?
I thought this was a joke…